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It's that special time of year, a time for giving (and maybe receiving!). We've put the fun into your yuletide bedroom antics with a range of alternative boardgames, gifts and more to be enjoyed and to bring a smile to those who mean the most this Christmas.

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This is one of the best! 10 multispeed functions, easy to use, covered remote, great materials and feels amazing inside you.. Give it to your man, or keep yourself entertained! ..
£29.99
Perfect for couples who're running out of ideas in the bedroom, this sexy card game is full of ideas for love - or you can just play it as a party game to raise a few eyebrows! Begin by selecting a Foreplay card - with options such as "Strip Spinner"..
£16.99
If you're looking for a way to make your partner feel really special and adored, then this could be the toy for you! One hundred re-usable scented fabric rose petals for you to strew on the bed as a backdrop to your passion; four cute tealight candle..
£15.99
Take control of your love life! Bedroom Commands is a double deck card game of commands. One deck is for the Dirty Daddy and the other is for the Sexy Bitch. Whenever either of you feels like taking charge of your love life, select a card to reveal a..
£9.99
Got a sweet tooth? These Candy Nipples will do the trick! Tasty, fun and in an assortment of cute colours. ..
£3.99
Paint your lover all over with this fine luxury body paint, and then lick it tantalisingly off bit by scrumptious bit! Foreplay has never been so much fun! The chocolate body paint has been created by our favourite purveyors of quality comestibles, s..
£6.49
Ever wish you could take a bite of his manhood? Well now you can! Clone A Willy now comes in edible form with the Chocolate Willy Kit. Make as many clones as you like simply by just melting normal chocolate and pouring into the mould. The fast settin..
£19.99
Every woman loves chocolate! Well she will really love these cream filled willies! They'll make a fun and tasty gift and will suit various occasions such as birthdays, secret santa's, anniversaries, hen nights or just a good old fashioned girlie nigh..
£4.99
Be a sexual winner with the Endless Nights of Amazing Sex Board Game! This fun packed game for lovers combines dice, cards, trivia and a board game to spice up your sex life. There are '1 million ways to win' and over 400 trivia questions included! ..
£44.99
Redefine BDSM and explore the sensual art of bondage as a way for couples to "play." Drop your inhibitions, try these roles for a few hours, and bring your fantasies to life. Bondage is a type of domination, an exchange of trust best enjoyed between ..
£13.99
Fifty Days of Play offers 50 invitations for exciting, pleasurable adventures for loving couples who want to play. Fifty Days of Play has five levels of sexy game-play with ten secret envelopes for each level from Virginal White through Vanilla, Ligh..
£12.00
This hot, hot, hot Fireman Love Doll will make all your fantasies come true! With his 12 inch hose he will rescue you from frustration and ensure you have a flood of relief. This Fireman Love Doll comes with a removable firecoat and helmet and has an..
£39.99
An ideal way to get the passion started. This fun & sensual game for Lovers has 3 naughty dice which will spice up any night with their winning combinations! Take it in turns to roll to reveal an action, body part and place for the action to take..
£6.99
Let everyone know when you're horny with this super cool novelty horn that will leave them in no doubt whatsoever! Why be subtle when you can be loud and raucous! Fab for parties, boys and girls nights out and much more. ..
£4.49
If you're ever stuck for ideas of what to get up to with your girlfriend, you could do a lot worse than pick up the Lesbian Card game to give you some ideas! Each card describes explicitly a foreplay activity or a sexual position - you then choose on..
£5.99

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