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Who wants After Eights when they can have After Dinner Nipples! Just the thing to get you in the mood after a scrummy romantic dinner or a perfect conversation starter after dinner with guests... ..
£6.99
Treat yourself, friend or loved one to a box of these delicious Chocolate Willies! They will make a fun and tasty desert or a great gift idea through out the year. ..
£6.99
Ever wish you could take a bite of his manhood? Well now you can! Clone A Willy now comes in edible form with the Chocolate Willy Kit. Make as many clones as you like simply by just melting normal chocolate and pouring into the mould. The fast settin..
£19.99
If your man travels away from home a lot, then don't miss out on getting what you need by cloning an exact, vibrating copy of his bits! This cock-creating kit comes with everything you need to create a carbon copy, rubber dildo of any penis. The m..
£34.99
An ideal way to get the passion started. This fun & sensual game for Lovers has 3 naughty dice which will spice up any night with their winning combinations! Take it in turns to roll to reveal an action, body part and place for the action to take..
£6.99
Let everyone know when you're horny with this super cool novelty horn that will leave them in no doubt whatsoever! Why be subtle when you can be loud and raucous! Fab for parties, boys and girls nights out and much more. ..
£4.49
If you're ever stuck for ideas of what to get up to with your girlfriend, you could do a lot worse than pick up the Lesbian Card game to give you some ideas! Each card describes explicitly a foreplay activity or a sexual position - you then choose on..
£5.99
Another one of our most popular games, Monogamy is a two player extravaganza, perfect for those long winter nights! Tuck up together and get to know each other a little better! As you go around the board, you'll be confronted with new, exciting, sexy..
£24.99
Twenty coupons inside. Each offers a romantic gift. Give to your loved one for them to cash in as they wish. Will it be breakfast in bed or 100 kisses? ..
£7.49
This beautiful and ornate Masquerade Mask can be worn to act out your fantasies in disguise. Metallic finish, gilt detailing and a ribbon tie to hold in place. ..
£7.99
The perfect kit for lovers - containing everything you need for a dirty weekend away or a sexually eventful night in. The Sex Therapy Kit for Lovers includes: * A lover's coupon book * Satin rose petals * Furry love cuffs * A vibrating massager with ..
£23.49
This fun and saucy game is sure to get the party started! The game includes: Giant glossy hunk poster Willy eye mask 12 reusable character willy stickers special prize sticker for the winner optional cut out head so you can play on any male ..
£9.39
Amazing orgasm tips and a dice to give you a random one each time. The O game will have you screaming for sure.. ..
£12.49
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Have you ever caught yourself looking askance at your electric toothbrush as it vibrates? Well, now you can use it with a clear conscience! The Tingletip personal massager has been designed to harness the power of your toothbrush - without getting th..
£9.99
This Willy Measuring Stick will tell you whether you are porn star material or..... not. This makes a fun and cheeky gift! ..
£1.99

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